An exchange between me and a stranger while hanging out with Brian at Barns & Noble...
Me-"...that trailer looks funny though."
Brian-"Yeah but can Tracy Morgan do anything else?"
Eavesdropping Stranger reading gun magazines- (laughing loudly)"Hilarious...Trailer. What doesn't?"
Me-"Yeah...what?"
Stranger-"What are ya'll talking about?"
Me-"The new movie with Tracy Morgan"
Stranger-"Watchmen?"
Me-"No, I can't remember what it's called"
Stanger-"You haven't seen watchmen?!"
Me-"No."
Stranger-"Man everybody seen watchmen!"
Me-"I know man."
Stranger-"You seen brokeback mountain?
Me-"No."
Stranger-"oh yeah...you aint gay are you?"
Me-"No."
Stranger-"Good. Maybe you should see brokeback mountain. I don't support yo-yo fags."
Me-"Fair enough."
Stranger (standing up)-"That's right, fair enough. I can read 1300 words a minute cause I took speed reading classes at silvia learning center cause I'm a genius!"
Me-"That's awesome."
Stranger (walking away)-"And like chess! I'll whoop your @$$ in that too! Cause I'm a genius...Fair enough."
